Birthday wishes
Certain people that I might possibly know, may or may not have a birthday that is conceivably on or somewhere around the day of May 12. If you were to know someone who fit this description, I would hope that you would wish them a very happy birthday. And if I were to know someone who did (or perhaps even did not) fit this description, then I would certainly want them to know I wished them a very, very happy birthday as well. Now the rest of you lot, move along: there’s nothing more to see here.